Douche-English Dictionary

by Robert Buchanan

Douche English
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amazeballs, amazesauce, awesome sauce, awesome-sauce, awesomesauce, dope, on fleek A1, ace, bang-up, beautiful, boss, brilliant, choice, crack, dandy, divine, fine, exceeding, excellent, exceptional, eximious, exquisite, fab, fabulous, fantastic, first-rate, glorious, grand, great, high-grade, high-quality, magnificent, marvelous, outstanding, premium, prime, quality, recherche, select, sensational, smashing, special, splendid, splendiferous, super, superb, superior, surpassing, swell, terrific, top-notch, transcendental, tremendous, uncommon, wonderful
awesome, crazy, epic amazing, astonishing, astounding, incredible, marvelous, miraculous, portentous, prodigious, staggering, startling, stupefying, stupendous, surprising, unbelievable, wonderful, wondrous
bestie best friend
bink-bink, binky pacifier
bless up bye, farewell, goodbye; hello, hi
boho Bohemian
bae, boo beau, beloved, boyfriend, companion, darling, doxy, dulcinea, girlfriend, inamorata, inamorato, ladylove, lover, man, mistress, paramour, partner, squeeze, suitor, swain, sweetheart
body acceptance refusal to remediate obesity
boost bluster, boast, brag, crow, gasconade, gloat, rodomontade, roister
bouncebackability determination, obstinacy, perseverence, persistence, pertinacity, resolution, resolve, stubbornness, tenacity
brah, bruh, dog, dawg buddy, companion, comrade, dude, fellow, friend, guy, hombre, pal
bromance (platonic) affinity, amity, camaraderie, comradeship, fellowship, friendship, rapport
change up counterchange, interchange, invert, reverse, switch, transpose
chillax, moss relax, repose, rest
chirp, disrespect, dis, diss affront, cut, disoblige, indignify, insult, miff, offend, pique, snub
cisgendered, heteronormative (sexually) normal
cray, cray-cray bananas, bats, batty, berserk, bonkers, buggy, certifiable, cracked, crackers, crazed, crazy, cuckoo, demented, deranged, disturbed, dotty, gaga, insane, loco, loony, loopy, lunatic, mad, meshuga, non compos mentis, nuts, nutso, nutty, screwy, unbalanced, unhinged, wacko, wacky
crazy aberrant, abnormal, anomalous, antic, atypical, bizarre, curious, deviant, different, eccentric, exceptional, extraordinary, freaky, funny, irregular, odd, oddball, offbeat, outre, peculiar, queer, singular, strange, uncommon, unconventional, unfamiliar, unique, unnatural, untypical, unusual, weird
cyberslacking goldbricking, idling, loafing, lollygagging, neglecting, shirking, skipping, slacking
dafaq, dafuq (what) the fuck
dat that, withal
dip depart, egress, exit, (take) leave
douche chills horripilation
down certainly
finna aiming (to), designing (to), intending (to), meaning (to), planning (to), proposing (to), purposing (to)
flex swank
foodie epicure, epicurean, gastronome, gastronomer, gastronomist, gourmet
Friendsgiving suicide pact
front hole cunt, pussy, quim, twat, vagina
gender binary gender
ginormous Brobdingnagian, colossal, elephantine, enormous, gargantuan, giant, gigantic, grand, great, huge, humongous, immane, immense, jumbo, mammoth, massive, mastodontic, mighty, monstrous, mountainous, prodigious, stupendous, titanic, tremendous, vast, whopping
guap, scrilla capital, cash, currency, dough, funds, lucre, money
hashtag (adj., adv., int., v.) N/A
hate speech, violent language offensive expression
hella, literally, majorly, totes absolutely, acutely, arrantly, awfully, categorically, completely, decidedly, especially, exceedingly, exceptionally, extraordinarily, extremely, highly, hugely, immensely, intensely, mightily, particularly, perfectly, positively, really, remarkably, singularly, starkly, supremely, terribly, terrifically, thoroughly, totally, tremendously, truly, uncommonly, unconditionally, unequivocally, unusually, utterly, vastly, very
ignorant bigoted
"I know, right?" "certainly," "(in) faith," "indeed," "really," "truly," "verily," "without a doubt"
inappropriate, politically incorrect, problematic disobliging, exceptionable, objectionable, offensive
intersectionality political coalitions gainfully manipulated by wealthy elites to the detriment of native majorities
irregardless, styll howbeit, however, irrespective, nathless, natheless, nevertheless, nonetheless, notwithstanding, regardless, still, though, withal, yet
"it is what it is" "so be it"
jawnt any noun
lifehack expedient, solution
lived experience experience
lookism bias
mains, peeps circle, clique, crowd, friends
mansplain rationalize
merked drugged, high
microaggression affront, cut, discourtesy, irreverence, indignity, insult, offense, slight, snub
muggle amateur; nonmember, outsider, stranger
"my bad" "my mistake"
old school antiquated, dated, démodé, outdated, outmoded, passé, unfashionable
politically correct inoffensive, unexceptionable, unobjectionable
preggers enceinte, expectant, gravid, pregnant
presh charming, cute, darling, endearing, lovable, lovely, precious, sweet
props acclaim, commendation, credit, esteem, regard, respect
ratchet abhorrent, abject, abominable, accursed, cheap, contemptible, cursed, damnable, despicable, detestable, disgusting, execrable, hateful, heinous, loathsome, lousy, miserable, nauseating, odious, scummy, scurvy, stinking, wretched; audacious, brash, brassy, brazen, cheeky, fresh, impertinent, impudent, insolent, lippy, nervy, pert, presumptuous, sassy, saucy
reach attend
riffage chord progression
rocking attired (in), clothed (in), dressed (in), vestured (in), wearing
screenager teenager
selfie photograph (of a dolt)
shine on disregard, ignore, neglect, overlook, pretermit; prescind; fib, lie; bamboozle, befool, betray, cheat, chicane, cozen, deceive, dupe, fool, fox, gull, hoodwink, humbug, illude, misinform, mislead, trick
solid favor, obligement
"soz" "I apologize," "(I'm) sorry"
swag furtively homosexual: "secretly, we are gay"
takeaway lesson, moral; admonishment, admonition, caution, caveat, monition, warning
threequel (second) sequel
twerk flail, writhe
Twittersphere, Twitterverse cretin venue, loon locus, schmuck site
walk back backpedal; retract, withdraw
whack abominable, abysmal, appalling, atrocious, awful, deplorable, dreadful, execrable, flagitious, frightful, ghastly, god-awful, grievous, heinous, horrendous, horrible, monstrous, rotten, shocking, terrible, vile
word agreed
"wow, like wow" "wow"
"wrong side of history" heterodoxy
"yeah, no" "no"
YOLO YOLT
you you're, you've
yute youth
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