These are my IPIP Big-Five Factor Markers, as calculated by the Open-Source Psychometrics Project’s Big Five Personality Test, which I took in full sincerity:
Neither was I surprised. Here are my results from the crude, obsolescent, yet generally accurate Political Compass:
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.49
When last I took this, my social score was 0. That variance probably reflects my waxing antipathy for most politicized people. Don’t worry; I’m still the same carping misanthrope who abominates baizuo because he’s internalizing white supremacy!