How to Have a Happy, Enduring Relationship


  1. Fall in love with someone classed in one of your favored ethnic, personal, physical, and spiritual or secular types, and who loves and favors you mutually.
  2. Cohabitate and procreate (if possible).
  3. Never cheat on your partner.
  4. Solve your problems together whenever you may.
  5. Stay together for as long as your love lasts, or until your offspring mature (whichever comes second).

Everything else are dispensable window dressings, resolvable subtleties and neuroses, or social or religious formalities. This road is not easy, but it is simple.

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